Now I have been touched

As you know, the purpose of this blog is to keep track of all the instances of the Noodly Appendages of the FSM touching in their Holiest way and keeping watch over Its followers.

Well I am pleased to say that I have been touched as the FSM used The Noodles to prevent my motorbike from being stolen on Monday. See, non-believers would assume that the intervention of the security guard in the hut next to where I park my bike and the fact that I'd just bought a large chain on the Saturday before would have virtually guaranteed that the FSM was in no way involved in preventing my bike from being stolen.

But this isn't what happened. The Noodles guided me to that chain in the shop, they also guided the person who hired the security guard to hire that particular security guard to allow him to fulfill his destiny.

See?

See how it all makes perfect logical sense?

A holy day

Just a quick reminder that it's Talk Like A Pirate Day on 19th September. Check the holiest of holy days website here.

Yarr.

Tattered Sleeve: Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, Batman!

Tattered Sleeve: Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, Batman!

The Noodly one's prayer.

However, notice how such a holy document is described using the same blog template as Noodly Appendage Watch. Coincidence? We think not. Truly His Noodly Appendages are working their magic.

Mission Improbable

Looks like The FSM's favorite celebrity shill is having a guided tour of the Yahoo! offices. I'm hoping that they'll get him to spend a little time ranking the Xenu-related websites in the search engine.

And we're back

Thankfully the Noodly Appendages have been withdrawn. According to the blogspot admin the filer that this blog lives on had problems, but us true believers know that it was the work of the FSM.

We've been touched

Yes, Noodly Appendage Watch has been touched by his Noodly Appendages!

We're unable to be seen at the moment (or we might be back, depending on the orientation of the Noodles).

The Surface of Venus

Apparently the surface of Venus was not created by massive volcanic activity 500 million years ago as origionally thought.

It's only a matter of time before the influence of the Noodly Appendages of the Great One is confirmed (or at least implied).

A travesty!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4811266.stm

Professor John D Barrow has won the Templeton Prize for "discoveries about spiritual realities".

Well, this is clearly bunkum as non of Prof. Barrows works contain the words 'Flying', 'Spaghetti' or 'Monster' in close proximity!

If I thought that the Templeton Foundation could read, I'd send them a very strong letter. Possibly 'S'.