A holy day

Just a quick reminder that it's Talk Like A Pirate Day on 19th September. Check the holiest of holy days website here.

Yarr.

Tattered Sleeve: Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, Batman!

Tattered Sleeve: Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, Batman!

The Noodly one's prayer.

However, notice how such a holy document is described using the same blog template as Noodly Appendage Watch. Coincidence? We think not. Truly His Noodly Appendages are working their magic.

Mission Improbable

Looks like The FSM's favorite celebrity shill is having a guided tour of the Yahoo! offices. I'm hoping that they'll get him to spend a little time ranking the Xenu-related websites in the search engine.

And we're back

Thankfully the Noodly Appendages have been withdrawn. According to the blogspot admin the filer that this blog lives on had problems, but us true believers know that it was the work of the FSM.

We've been touched

Yes, Noodly Appendage Watch has been touched by his Noodly Appendages!

We're unable to be seen at the moment (or we might be back, depending on the orientation of the Noodles).

The Surface of Venus

Apparently the surface of Venus was not created by massive volcanic activity 500 million years ago as origionally thought.

It's only a matter of time before the influence of the Noodly Appendages of the Great One is confirmed (or at least implied).

A travesty!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4811266.stm

Professor John D Barrow has won the Templeton Prize for "discoveries about spiritual realities".

Well, this is clearly bunkum as non of Prof. Barrows works contain the words 'Flying', 'Spaghetti' or 'Monster' in close proximity!

If I thought that the Templeton Foundation could read, I'd send them a very strong letter. Possibly 'S'.

Red Rain

After previous reports of red rain falling in India, it's also been falling in Russia. Clearly this is the work of the FSM as red is the colour of pasta sauce.

Do you see the link?


We do.

Turning water into beer

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4802928.stm

Surely this is the work of the Flying Spaghetti Monster turning water into beer. Don't for one second think that the explaination that "a worker had connected a beer barrel to the apartment water pipe by mistake".

This 'worker' was obviously touched by the Noodly Appendages of the FSM.

Noodly Appendage Watch

Welcome to Noodly Appendage Watch.

In this blog we will be keeping a track of all the strange goings on in the world that can be attributed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Noodly Appendages.